Harry, Ron, Hermione: We love you, Snape!
Professor McGonagall: You didn't finish your homework? Ten points to Gryffindor!
Ron(To Harry): She really must want that House Cup.
Hagrid: A dragon? Get tha' thing away fro' me!
Percy: I hate the Ministry! I quit!
Fred: Aw, George, we don't have any more homework to do! What do you say?
George: Let's visit the library!
Neville: Hermione! It's Flibazoogazit, not Fligaboogagit!
Snape: For today's lesson, we'll be learning how to make a pie, decorated and everything.
Harry: But what about Potions?
Snape: Potions!? Baking is funner! Icing out, please...
Sirius: Azkaban would be nice if there were no Dementors, bars, cells, walls, ceilings and if there was some decent food.
Ron: Hey, where's Harry?
Hermione: I think he got eaten by a dragon.
Ron: Cool. Let's go get pizza!
McGonagall: OMG I LURVE EET!